Queen Elizabeth II Looking Around For New Chauffeur

Love driving big, luxurious Bentleys and Rolls Royces but sick of your boring nine-to-five? Best you send in an application real quick to the Buckingham Palace, because the queen is looking around for a new chauffeur.

The money's average for a job in Britain (around INR 23 lakh annually), but you can be assured that the perks of the job will keep you quite satisfied. It's a live-in position with meals provided, so all you will have to do is drive smoothly and keep any problems you have dealing with world authority figures as backseat drivers to yourself.

An excerpt from the ad:

As chauffeur you will work as part of a busy and supportive team tasked with driving members of the Royal Family, Household officials, guests and official visitors.

You will ensure the vehicles are well maintained and kept to a high standard of presentation, whilst assisting with the daily administration and management of the Royal Mews Garage. With the opportunity to develop your skills, you will play an integral part in the smooth daily running of the Royal Household.

Job requirements? A full UK driver's license with professional driving experience is what you'll need to possess. And with the queen being no slouch in the driver's seat, with experience as an ambulance driver and truck mechanic in WWII, it's best you leave all your stunting tendencies behind the wheel at home...